WARP X - MANUAL
E E N N T T E E R R T T H H E E D D A A R R K K Z Z O O N N E E
Though the pamphlet you are holding in your hands
explains how to handle your new killer Warp X™ amp,
it's far more than merely an owner's manual. You see, it
was not the manufacturer who wrote it, but yours truly,
Mrs. Hansen (that's my pseudonym!)
As a beta tester, I had the great good fortune of being
able to torment my neighbors and surrounding blocks
with a Warp X™. After spending a furious five minutes
unleashing a battery of bodacious staccato salvoes, it was all
but impossible to tear myself away from the awesome
object of my bench-testing attention. It was way too
much fun – certainly more than can be had in any other
legal pursuit!
So, there I was a-rocking and a-riffing when the idea
came to me that I could offer my services to the folks at
Mrs. Hansen
Hughes & Kettner
®
, perhaps capturing my euphoria for
this amp in words.
H H E E R R E E ' ' S S W W I I S S H H I I N N G G Y Y O O U U L L O O T T S S
O O F F S S U U C C C C E E S S S S A A N N D D F F U U N N
And so it came to pass - you now hold the results in
your hands. I hope I managed to explain all the tweaks
T T M M
W W I I T T H H T T H H E E W W A A R R P P X X
, ,
and knob-twists that made playing so much fun for
. . . . . . A A N N D D T T A A K K E E C C A A R R E E O O F F Y Y O O U U R R
me and such an unforgettable experience for my
neighborhood and outlying areas...
E E A A R R S S ! !
REMEMBER, FEAR IS NOT YOUR FRIEND, SO PLAY IT
LOUD AND PROUD!
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DARK DESIRE